Monday, 24 August 2015

Rubber Gloves

Yo everybody, been a while, that's because Ghost has spent some time, trying to find a new laptop for me, since I fried the old one.

I suppose I should explain myself.

You see, I was in my "room", scrolling away at the internet, looking up information about these freaks of nature and everything, the usual stuff. And then, all of a sudden my laptop just freezes for a few minutes, after which the screen instantly goes black and the laptop refuses to turn on. Few more minutes later, as I was trying to figure out what was wrong with it, it started to smell as if something got burnt.

Surprise, surprise, it was the laptop Ghost lent me. I gave Ghost the laptop through a small window in the door so he could take a look at it, after which he told me that the motherboard was completely fried. At first I thought the laptop must have overheated, but he told me that, that wasn't it, according to him, the ventilator seemed to be in proper condition. He also got slightly shocked when he touched the motherboard, in order to check how overheated it got.


So based on that and a few of his previous posts, it was entirely my fault. Apparently I have a lot of electrical energy flowing through me as a result of Azoth and Electricity that Ghost applied in order to get me out of my brainwashed state, mixing up together.

So since then, he gave me rubber gloves and he approached me only while wearing rubber gloves, so I don't break anything else.

So in short, I'm a freak of nature now, fucking grand!


Well at least Ghost got me a new laptop, so I could have this opportunity to rant, after asking for Ghost's permission to post about this, of course.

Got the lamest Spider-Man villain powers, great...

2 comments:

  1. Touching anyone, will cause electric shock? That......well that....

    .....that sounds like a dream come true. Relatives and very friendly people seem to try and make me feel more comfortable by hugging me. Touching in general is a no no for me, so if I were to gain such an ability it would be rather nice.

    There are other reasons of course.

    ....what was I talking about?

    Oh yeah, I just don't like people touching me....at all.....I'm not weird.

    Stop thinking that I am. I'm not. Promise. Not crazy.

    Okay, I'm done. Good luck with your issues.

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  2. Hey, it's better than my power.

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